Stop!

I coulda been a brain surgeon

I coulda been a pharmacist

I gave a shot at radio revivalist

And with the boss man I never been missed

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my iq

What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been the golden gate bridge

Or einstein's nemesis

I coulda been the derby jockey

But it's all come down to this

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my iq

What is my intelligent quotient?

I coulda been las vegas

I coulda built a drop top rolls royce

Coulda been the president of the world

Coulda had ali on the ropes

Coulda had miss august - again

Coulda had miss may - again

Coulda had miss september - again

But I waited till december

Man oh man

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

Me so stupid

What is my iq?

What is my intelligent quotient?

That's so wrong