Living room, passing time, talking trash, sipping wine,

I need something more substantial.

New deck of playing cards, I don't like to work this hard,

I think I'll have to cancel.

I'm running out of time,

I'm about to lose my mind.

I got the six,

Gimme your nine.

Slow hand on the clock, I'm sitting here like a rock,

I'm feeling so abnormal.

Pictures in the magazines, all my thoughts are so obscene.

Cover up that centerfold.

I'm running out of time,

I'm about to lose my mind.

I got the six,

Gimme your nine.

Look at this, what a pair, she won't let me touch her there,

She's so discriminating.

This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow.

I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.

I'm running out of time,

I'm about to lose my mind.

I got the six,

Gimme your nine.