Let me tell you a story bout' a boy and a girl

A very different version that you've ever heard

Ok so I'm lying but all I'm trying to say

This isn't about the one that got away.

Watch it from your ivory tower

Paint the sky grey, like a coward

How long you got?

I can go on for hours

A sweet little tale that ended sour

My words will ring in your ears.

Take my advice and leave right now

You've got to find a way to sell yourself

To someone who cares

To someone desperate.

The first came along my friends were dubious

Why? she cared for the stage, not who she was with

But I brushed it off and hit the road

Only to hear she's in the others clothes, oh!

It was the end of summer in 2009

I wasn't really looking but what did I find?

A golden girl with golden hair

When I was with her everybody stared

And I couldn't believe my luck had changed

And I asked so nice but it wouldn't stay.

Take my advice and leave right now

You're gonna find a way to sell yourself

To someone who cares

To someone desperate.

Beggars can't be choosers

I wouldn't choose you

I've got better things to do with my time

I will bear in mind

You're worthless in this light.

(Na na na na na na na na na na)

She said who, do you

She said who, do you

She said who, do you

She said who, do you

Who, do you?

Who, do you?

I said who, do you

I said who, do you

Who do you, who do you, think you are?

Who do you, who do you, think you are?

Who do you, who do you, think you are?

Who do you, who do you, think, you, are?

Alright mate, thanks for calling

Speak to you soon, alright?

Take care

Bye now, bye.