Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat, have a drink

Boy it's good to see you, what can I say?

Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again

Say, what was your name anyway?

Well we're working on the problem, we'll get back to you soon

But don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon

For a year maybe longer keep in touch

Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

The check's in the mail, hey! you're beautiful

Don't ever change you know what I mean

My girl will call your girl we'll talk, we'll do lunch

Or leave a message on my machine

So baby won't you sign on the dotted line

I'm gonna make your dreams come true

The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

Well hey wait a minute what's the matter hold on

You want me to fork over the loot?

You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court

And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?

Well I'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine, yeah

So if you wanna sue me I'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line

Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby

Don't forget to read the fine print

The check's in the mail, hey! you're beautiful

Don't ever change you know what I mean

My girl will call your girl we'll talk, we'll do lunch

Or leave a message on my machine

So baby won't you sign on the dotted line

I'm gonna make your dreams come true

The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

Oh, trust me!

The check's in the mail, hey! you're beautiful

Don't ever change you know what I mean

Why don't you leave a message with my girl

I'll have lunch with your machine

So baby won't you sign on the dotted line

I'm gonna make your dreams come true

The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?

The check's in the mail, would I lie to you?