Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass

And there's no way you're going to slow it down

You say we gotta treasure each moment

Who knows how long we're gonna be around

Yeah you keep on telling me life is short

And its hard to disagree with what you say

But if time is so precious why ya wasting mine

Cuz I'm always reading

Always deleting

Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way

Every stupid hoax

All those corny jokes

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns

Stop forwarding that crap to me

No it isn't ok if you brighten my day

With some cut and pasted hackneyed hallmark poetry

And I didn't request a personality test

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Ahhhh

You're sending virus latent you're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments to every single person you know

You're passing around a link to some dumb thing on youtube

That everybody else already saw three years ago

And wacky badly photoshopped billboard were never that amusing to me

And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends

But I have high hopes that someone will point you toward snopes

And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly

No I don't want a bowl of chicken soup for the soul

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists

Please stop forwarding that crap to me

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant

And I don't want the neiman marcus cookie recipe

Won't you kindly refrain cuz its hurting my brain

Stop forwarding that crap to me...

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat

Now tell me in what alternate reality will I care about something like that?

And by the way your quotes from george carlin aren't really george carlin

Mr. rogers never fought the viet cong

And bill gates is never gonna give me something for nothing

And I really doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me if I don't pass her letter along

Well now I know you're wishing

I'll sign your petition

But stop forwarding that crap to me

And I don't want to read your series

Of conspiracy theories

Just stop forwarding that crap to me

And your two million loser friends

All have my address because you never figured out the way to bcc

But now I gotta insist

Take me off of your list

Stop forwarding that crap to me

(Stop forwarding that crap to me

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Stop forwarding that crap to me)

Just stop it now

Oh no

(Stop forwarding that crap to me) [repeats]

I can't take it

Aw please

You gotta stop

Right now

I'm not kidding

At the risk of being slightly repetitious gonna ask you now to stop

Sending me that crap

I don't want it

Don't send it to me

Now don't send it to me

Just stop forwarding that crap to me

Stop forwarding that crap to me

To me