I visit mr. frump in the hospital

I see him most every day

And when I see mr. frump in his iron lung

This is what I hear him say

[Deep breathing]

Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend

He's never a chump or a tease

He never tells me lies, and best of all

He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon

Sit down by his side and say "hi"

And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation

And I wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say

[Deep breathing]

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be

Mr. frump's dying day

And now I bring to you the very last thing

That mr. frump had to say....

[Deep breathing, that fades and dies off]

Amen