September '85 I was 47 inches high

Mom said by christmas I would have

A badass mother g.i. joe

For your little minds to blow

I still got beat up after class.

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf

And two hundred solemn faces

Are you

If you really want to see me

Check the papers and the t.v.

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye.

Don't give me that bullshit

You know who I am

I'm your nightmare little man

Vic you stole my lunch money

Made me cry.

Jane remember second grade

Said you couldn't stand my face

Rather than kiss me you said

You'd rather die.

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf

And two hundred solemn faces

Are you

If you really want to see me

Check the papers and the t.v.

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye.

You'll be sorry one day

Yes you will, yes you will

You shouldn't push me around

Cause I will, yes I will

You will be sorry when I'm big

Yes you will, yes you will

You will be sorry.

Now I'm big and important

One angry dwarf

And two hundred solemn faces

Are you

If you really want to see me

Check the papers and the t.v.

Look who's telling who what to do

Kiss my ass goodbye.

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

Kiss my ass kiss my ass goodbye now

September '85

September '85.