Oh, what day is it? man...

I'm at my local winn-dixie

Feelin' kinda risky

'cause I forgot my surgical mask

And it seems the town is with me

'cause, man, the looks are shifty

I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry)

I'm just here to stock up on spirits

And get a few things for my home

So please can someone tell me

Why all the toilet paper's gone?

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah...

Yeah, this ain't no time to be sober.

I've had my fill of zoom meetings

Emotional eatings

Since five o' clock arrivin' round noon (it's stone time)

And I swear this paranoia

Man, it can destroy ya

Every time I cough, I swear that I'm through.

I'm like six feet from my sanity

Just tryin' to get back

And figure out why carole baskin

Fed her husband to that cat (oh, man)

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah...

This ain't no time to be sober.

I used to crack a beer and throw on the cmt

But now I'm sippin' vodka with the cdc, and...

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

This ain't no time to be sober

There's a time and a place

To hide your face

And I've got nothin' but time to waste, yeah

This ain't no time to be sober

I do believe we should share cheer

But I'll do mine from over here, and

This ain't no time to be sober

I can't wait till it's over.