Rape, d.u.i., assault and battery

These are the things that will bring you to me

Murder and theft and all of the above

You can bet your life I know what you're thinkin' of

I've taken you and I'll take your friends

Don't you worry we'll all meet in the end

Cause life's a bitch and then you die

Trust me baby cause I don't lie.

I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me

I'm the goddamn devil, and I do it for free.

I know the story about your life

If you killed your brother or you beat your wife

And I am here to punish you

You can't fool me cause I ain't no fool

The time has come to say goodbye

The end is here for those who cheat, steal and lie

There will be torture and there will be pain

Cause this is hell, baby, die in the flames.

I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me

I'm the goddamn devil, satan if you please

I'm the goddamn devil, this job pleases me

I'm the goddamn devil, and I do it for free.

I don't care about you, don't care about your life

Don't care about your children or about your wife

I'm here to do my job so if you've broke the law

You're checkin' in with me

And you can never leave.

There's one way out if you dare

We'll make a deal, you'll grow your hair

As satan's child you'll start a band

And spread the word across the land.