I pull on up the driveway

And head out on the highway

And I can see them in my rear view mirror

Hangin' out the window

Snappin' a shot o' me

So I pull up to the fast lane, nobody's getting past me

And I can hear the helicopters comin'

Drivin down the street is such a pain in the ass for me.

And god I wanna know why

Whoever said it was painless

Should try and be famous

And know that I'm just livin' life

But nothing's for free

Let's see what they say first

Front page of the papers

Some days I find that even I don't wanna be me

Just tryin' to be me

Why don't they leave me the hell alone??

So I'm hangin out on melrose watchin' all the girls go by

Then a hottie spots me,

Sippin' on tequila, so happy to be alone

No need to call the paparazzi 'cause they already got me

Everybody's got a cellphone camera

Walkin' down the street is such a pain in the ass for me.

And god I wanna know why

Whoever said it was painless

Should try and be famous

And know that I'm just livin' life

But nothing's for free

Let's see what they say first

Front page of the papers

Some days I find that even I don't wanna be me

Just tryin' to be me

Why don't they leave me the hell alone??

And I'm just tryin' to be me.