Stick me up on channel two

Pourin' out my heart for you

It's a funny thing but it pays my rent,

I'm just the entertainment.

Bring me in from the cold rain

I play a couple notes in exchange

They smile at me and call me their friends,

But I'm just the entertainment

I'm just the entertainment.

I sing, I dance, but boy I entertain you

Hum, hum, hum, hum.

Last night I lost my head

I found it in some woman's bed

I asked her what it all meant

She said 'I'm just the entertainment'.

So if you feel like having a time

Maybe drink a bottle of wine

Come on down bring all your friends

I'll be your entertainment, I'll be your entertainment.

I sing, I dance, and boy I entertain you

Hum, hum, hum, hum

Hum, hum, hum, hum.