Yeah I'm supposed to mow the grass today

I'm supposed to fix the fence

But with the sun beatin' down on me

It's hard to make it make sense.

Half of me wants a cold beer

Yeah, that's the cold hard truth

And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too.

Yeah I kinda need to wash my truck

But hell I kinda don't care

And I think ol' alan jackson said it best

It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

Half of me wants a cold beer

Yeah, that's the cold hard truth

And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer, yeah the other half does too.

Yeah yeah, half of me wants a cold beer.

If I did what I should be doing, buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah...

There's a world of bad decisions out there, but this ain't one.

'cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer

Yeah, that's the cold hard truth, yeah it is

And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em

Tell me what's a boy to do

I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided

The sky and the mountains are blue

Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too.

Yeah half of me wants a cold cold beer, the other half wants two.

(Woohoo)

(That sounds good, but I can't tell if it's 'cause you're in it or not)