Twas the night before christmas

And all through the house

Not a creature was stirring

Except for

...a wombat?

I can hear the sleigh bells comign around the bend

Here comes the darkest end

Christmas is here

It's about nights extend into the overdraft

To scrape out what is left

At the end of the year

It's christmas!

Turn back to the future off I've seen it before

Maybe every year and more

It's great but not again

"What's that burning! what's that burning!" my mum shreiks down

While she's touching up her brow

For when the family arrive

And the red wine plummets down and we should all be in out beds

But it's right wing versus left

Tli the wings fall off out heads

And is this christmas?

Is this christmas?

Is this christmas, my dear?

Is this christmas?

Is this christmas?

Whatever happened to that festive cheer?

Can you hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend

Here comes our darkest end

Christmas is here

And the ice burns up the hill until we all lose our feet

Though it never really snows

It's more like horizontal sleet

And is this christmas?

Is this christmas?

Is this christmas, my dear?

Is this christmas? (oh no it's christmas)

Is this christmas? (oh no it's christmas)

Whatever happened to that festive cheer? (oh no it's christmas)

Don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Don't you just love christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Everybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Everybody loves christmas (oh no it's christmas)

Everybody loves

Everybody loves

Everyone it's christmas!