I've seen him flop this show before

Thinking there's a quick fix for a bachelor's lonely score

Relax, it's not conscript to war

You're so desperate you should wear those flashing devil horns

Just cause she came here alone

Doesn't mean she's not got the baggage of a long haul flight

Just cause you're dancing slow

Doesn't mean you're not hanging by a thread of spit tonight

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered

Well done, you jumped in the shallow end

When your blood rises up she'll chuck you in again

It's holiday time, she's home with mum and friends

But you're three months in you can't shake those jealous breaking ends

That paranoid pulse that beats your head

Well you know that there's a reason why it beats there

Though she says she loves you on the phone

You know she's fucking like a vampire in her parents' home

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered

Just cause she came here alone

Doesn't mean she's not got the baggage of a long haul flight

It seems you learn your lesson slow

And that's how you get knocked out without knowing that you're in a fight

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered

This is not an iou

This is not an iou

Don't let her invoice for services rendered