I once knew a girl, she was 5'2"

She was walking down the street with her brand-new boots

Yeah, little johnny saw her walking and he wanted them too

Too bad, johnny! you can't have 'em 'cause they'll never fit you.

There was a boy who couldn't swim

And he liked a girl he thought was too good for him

So he watched her fall in love and she married a lass

Too bad, baby, you can't have her 'cause no man has.

Oh no, no one cares

Life ain't always fair

It's a jungle out there

Life ain't always fair

It's a jungle out there.

Found an alligator stuck in a lake

With an appetite that no one could appreciate

A camp of kids came rolling in

The lesson learned that day was how to sink or swim.

I once knew a lady who deserved a promotion

Yeah, the smartest woman in the room, so devoted

But her boss, he told her it would cost her body to get it

So she shot in him six times and told him he could forget it.

Oh no, no one cares

Life ain't always fair

It's a jungle out there

Life ain't always fair

It's a jungle out there.

So sad, baby

Don't it make you wanna cry about it?

Life ain't always fair

It's a jungle out there.