Everyday it's the same

I go to work then back again

I'll flick through the pages

Oh, to be rich and be shameless

And when I close my eyes I'm inside

I play out every word I read

Some people stay content with how they're living

Well I want more.

I wanna be in a tatler magazine

It's been my ambition and dream since I was about seventeen

And one day my luck's gonna change

When I'm featured double page

Living life rich, young and free

Inside a tatler magazine.

You'll see me going for walks with my labradoodles

Living with the highest of society

Sippin' on tea, I'll dress in satin and whites

Oh how it's good to be me.

I'll fly privately, bon voyage economy

Exploring first world fantasy

No need to wake up before three if you're me

I know I've got what it takes

I'll get a beautiful face and a morgan

Whizzing around all over the place

(On your marks, set, go!)

Someday I'll be there

Country weekends love affairs

I may not have that family tree

But I'll be damned if I do not succeed

Cause one day everyone will know I'm the star of my own show

Living life in luxury inside a tatler magazine.

(I want to be) inside a tatler

Life's a little bit sweeter in a tatler magazine

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