You call yourself a christian

I think that you're a hypocrite

You say you are a patriot

I think that you're a crock of shit.

And listen now, the gasoline

I drink it every day

But it's getting very pricey

And who is going to pay.

How come you're so wrong

My sweet neo con.... yeah...

It's liberty for all

'cause democracy's our style

Unless you are against us

Then it's prison without trial.

But one thing that is certain

Life is good at haliburton

If you're really so astute

You should invest at brown & root.... yeah...

How come you're so wrong

My sweet neo con

If you turn out right

I'll eat my hat tonight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah....

It's getting very scary

Yes, I'm frightened out of my wits

There's bombers in my bedroom

Yeah and it's giving me the shits.

We must have lots more bases

To protect us from our foes

Who needs these foolish friendships

We're going it alone.

How come you're so wrong

My sweet neo con

Where's the money gone

In the pentagon.

Yeah ha ha ha

Yeah, well, well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Neo con.