Walking down the street with a sad face

Always complaining about the rat race

Nobody said that life was free and easy.

Your job it sucks, it's on the line

Your wife act mean, your kids all cring

I need something that's guaranteed to please me.

But listen, I'll tell you.

I'm glad to be alive and kicking

I'm glad to hear my heart's still ticking

So pass me the wine, baby, and let's make some love.

Sometimes things don't work out the way you want

I don't know if I'm gonna laugh or cry.

Your friends will never call you back

You're feeling such a sad sack

Like some snack that's gone all cold and greasy, yes.

The car you drive a rusty wreck

It's always you that pays the check

Who said life was warm and peachy?

But listen, yeah, I'll tell you

I'm glad to be alive and kicking

My blood is up, my pulse is quickening

Pass the wine bowl but let's make some love.

Sometimes things don't work out the way you want

I wonder why, I wonder why - ah yeah

Sometimes mistakes come back to haunt you, babe

And I don't know whether to laugh or cry, yeah...

Yeah, come on

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to be alive and kicking

Glad to have a pot to piss in

Glad to be alive and kicking.

You got to be alive and kicking

Got to be... come on... come on....

Got to be alive and kicking

Got to be alive and kicking

Glad to see the plot is thickening

Pass the wine, let's make some love

Let's make some love

Let's make some love

Let's make some love.