Well I've been a lot places,

I learned to tie my own tie too,

I've met a lot of faces,

I've got some questions I'd like to ask you.

If you could see me now,

If you could see my smile,

See your little boy,

Oh, would you be proud?

I've been in sticky situations,

I fell in love with a girl who likes girls,

I know mom's thinking of you,

I'm busy trying to make it in this world,

I hope I'm living your dream, daddy

Have a drink on me upstairs

If you could see me now,

If you could see my smile,

See your little boy,

Oh, would you be proud?

[X4]

Well I've been a lot places,

I learned to tie my own tie too.