Mister guder, say mister guder,

May I have a moment with you,

For there is something I've got to say

And please don't let it scare you away.

Mister guder, say mister guder,

I have seen you go through a day,

You're ev'ry-thing a robot lives for,

Walk in at night and roll out the door at five.

You reflect the company image,

You maintain their rules to live by,

Shine your shoes, let's keep a neat haircut

Now that you're wearing a coat and tie.

Mister guder, say mister guder,

Someday soon you may realize

You've blown your life just playing a game

Where no one wins but ev'ry one stays the same.