Well you should see polythene pam

She's so good-looking but she looks like a man

Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag

Yes you should see polythene pam

Yeah yeah yeah...

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'news of the world'

Yes you could say she was attractively built

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