What's that on your head?

A wig

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Fred's gotta cheap toupee

Keith's gotta big bouffant on

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On the neon, neon side of town

On the neon, neon side of town

Julia's gotta wig

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Carol's fall fell

Bubba's gotta big bouffant on

We all got wigs, so... let's go!

On the neon, neon side of town

On the neon, neon side of town

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On the neon, neon side of town

On the neon, neon side of town

What's that on you head?

A wig

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It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive!

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