I'm a pleasure seeker, shoppin' for a new distraction

I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for some platinum action

I'm a pleasure seeker, movin' to the muzak

I'm a pleasure seeker, lookin' for the real thing

Chandalabra's in a wonderbra

Dress barn runway, a real draw

Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill

I'm at the mall on a diet pill

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes you did, yes you did

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex,

Yes you did, yes you did

The taco tiki hut is where we ought to meet

Underneath the chandelier at the atm machine

Oh honey, is it all about money?

Hey lady

What?

What lady?

That lady?

No!

Private property, hippy be quiet

Your peace sign t-shirt could cause a riot

Faster, faster, can't get enough

What the hell will I do with this stuff?

I'm your daytime waitress at the taco tiki hut

I'm your daytime waitress here's your stupid 7-up

You kicked my heart going up and down the escalator

You blew me off and now you've lost the real thing

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes you did, yes you did

Oh, broke my heart at the funplex

Yes you did, yes you did

You know fashion frenzy

(Panic at the funplex)

Gets me higher and higher

No will power and my wallet's on fire

(Panic at the funplex)

Fashion frenzy gets me higher and higher

No will power and my wallet's on fire

Oh, broke my heart

Oh, broke my heart

Panic at the funplex

Faster, faster, thrill, thrill,

Too much to do,

It's time for a pill.

Oh, broke my heart

Panic at the funplex

Misery at the funplex

And there's too much sex

The world is going to hell!!!

(Panic at the funplex)

And what is that horrible smell???

Faster, faster, thrill, thrill

Too much to do

It's time for a pill