And well, I think I've gone mad

Isn't that so sad?

And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had

Oh, mum check the car - it can't have gone far

I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar

It's likely in a sainsbury's

Flirting with the girls and waiting for me

I jumped on a bus, declared my name

And asked if anybody had seen my brain

Your brain was last seen going for a run

And would you sign an autograph for my daughter laura?

'cause she adores ya

But I think you're shit

"I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!"

I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes

"Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!"

I searched all day it drove me insane

"Where would I be if I was my brain?" "

The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain

But couldn't find a single trace of my brain

"Oops I did it again" started playing

Forget my brain, remember my pain.