Well I can't regret,

Can't you just forget it?

I started something I couldn't finish

And if we go down,

We go down together

Best friends means,

Well best friends means.

And I've got a twenty-dollar bill

That says you're up late night starting

Fist fights versus fences in your backyard

Wearing your black eye like a badge of honor

Soaking in sympathy

From friends who never loved you

Nearly half as much as me.

Broken down in bars and bathrooms

All I did was what I had to

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's just what anyone would do

Take the time to talk about it

Think a lot and live without it

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's something unforgivable... ohoh...

Well I can't regret,

Can't you just forget it?

I started something I couldn't finish

If we go down,

We go down together

Best friends means,

Well best friends means.

You never knew

Well I never told you...

Everything I know about breaking hearts

I learned from you, it's true

I've never done it with the style and grace you have

But I've made long term plans

Based on these mistakes.

Broken down in bars and bathrooms

All I did was what I had to

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's just what anyone would do

Take the time to talk about it

Think a lot and live without it

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's something unforgivable.

Is this what you call tact?

I swear you're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back

So let's end this call,

And end this conversation

There's nothing worse...

(That's right he said, that's right he said it)

I swear, you have no idea

The jealousy that became me thinking

(That's right he said)

That you always had it way too easy.

Broken down in bars and bathrooms

All I did was what I had to

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's just what anyone would do

Take the time to talk about it

Think a lot and live without it

Don't believe me when I tell you

It's something unforgivable.

Best friends means I pulled the trigger

Best friends means you get what you deserve

Best friends means I pulled the trigger

Best friends means you get what you deserve

Best friends means I pulled the trigger

Best friends means you get what you deserve

Best friends means I pulled the trigger

Best friends means you get what you deserve

Best friends means I pulled the trigger

Best friends means you get what you deserve.

Best friends means I pulled the trigger!

Best friends means you get what you deserve!