[Snoop dogg]

One, two, three and to the heat

Stop countin sheep and move your feet to the beat

I bet you're wonderin, "who are you?"

The baker who made new hot pockets come true

Now let me give you, an introduction

To the master baker of this production

[Bow wow]

Yeah, you know he bakes here, you know he bakes there

He be baking all day

[Snoop dogg]

I bake err'ywhere

Wanna bake with me? then come on in

We light up taste buds (from beginning to end)

My buttery seasoning so hip, it drips

Tastes so good, gotta lick your lips

Smell my savory garlic, but don't disturb

The garden where I grow, flavor-fantastic-al herbs

(Yeah, his flavor-fantastical herbs, y'know!)

[Chorus biz markie]

You... you got what I eeeeeaaat!

Now say you're just a baker

But you're my hot pockets maker

Oh baby you... got what I eeeeeaaat!

You got the hot buttery crust

I need your hot buttery crust, ohh!!

[Kevjumba]

Hold up, hold up, my friend's got a (beef) with you

Take a step back baker, the butcher's coming through

[Oliver cooper (kevjumba)]

I see you like that crust, well I like it too

But without my premium meats, you got nothing to chew

See I'm the master butcher and I bow down to zero

Online, they call me the 8-bit hero

I fly cross the land so my flocks are protected

Try to come for my beef and you gonna get rejected

Cause when you step to me, you gonna get stuck

As your head takes a buck from pepperoni nun-chucks

(He's got premium meats, the cream of the crop)

Welcome to my b-i-double g butcher shop, ya hearrrd?

[Chorus biz markie]

You... you got what I eeeeeaaat!

You make the steak and cheese

That brings me to my knees

Oh baby you... got what I eeeeeaaat!

The flavor is so sweet

You know how to spice that meat

..errraugh!

[Snoop dogg (bow wow)]

Now I know the butcher likes to take credit for the show

But there's a reason that my bakery is rollin in the dough

Listen lil' baby, don't fall for the cuts

(It's the buttery crust that makes you want so much)

[Oliver cooper (kevjumba)]

Don't listen to him, girl - he's been baking too long

It's my premium meats that make your lips sing a song

(When that sauce heats up, the pepperonis do the rest)

It's exactly why my new hot pockets are the best

[Chorus biz markie]

No, no, no you... both got what I eeeeeaaat!

I love your buttery crust

But I love that meat just as much

Oh baby you... both got what I eeeeeaaat!

You got all my hot treats

You both make me complete

Oh baaa-baaaaaaaayyyyeee!!!

[Outro larry king]

Hello, hello, gentlemen, have you forgotten about, the cheese?

Hello! wake up! wake up!