Cause I feel like killing myself for christmas

I never got along real well with my mom or dad

Hey I feel like killing myself for christmas

It'll be the best, the best, the best christmas day we ever had

I could slice my wrist but you know it'll only get real messy

(Look at the mess you made)

I could shoot myself but you know they would never recognize me

(That's not my boy, that's not him)

I can take that mistletoe

And hang myself from the christmas tree

(That christmas tree is coming out of your parking money)

Cause I feel like killing myself for christmas

And before I go, I think I'll unjack them all

And tell all your kids that there's no such thing as santa

(You know you where an accident, blame your mother)

And before I go, I'll steal your credit cards and max 'em out

Before you know, I'm buying porno

Cause that's all I want anyway

Cause we feel like killing our self's for christmas

We never got along real well with our moms or dads

Yea we feel like killing our self's for christmas

It'll be the best, the best, the best christmas day we ever had

Cause we feel like killing our self's for christmas

We never got along real well with our moms or dads

Yea we feel like killing our self's for christmas

It'll be the best, the best, the best, the best, the best, the best christmas day we ever had

Bum bum bu bum go fucking die!!!

(But I don't wanna die this year, that was last year)