Here's a little story how the west was won

The white man came and took out everyone

They used dirty blankets and they used machine guns

And they didn't think twice about what they'd done

Here's a little story 'bout kevin bacon

He had a bunch of money but it got taken

He got a bunch of lawyers and he tried to sue

But bernie looked at him and said, "hey, fuck you!"

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Here's a little story 'bout the congressmen

They bailed out all of their billionaire friends

You can blame bush, or you can try to blame obama

But you should've fuckin' learned from your daddy or your momma

That you don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Some fights just ain't fair

Some fights just ain't fair

No, some fights just ain't fair

You don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose!

Here's a little story 'bout tienanmen square

The people rose up and said, "life ain't fair."

Now they're sweating in a shop making iphones and

You stand in front of tanks, the tanks are gonna win!

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, you'll lose.

Don't bring a knife

Don't bring a knife... you'll lose.