Crazy ain't original these days

The world was going half-crazy anyway

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before

Crazy ain't original no more

Checking in and out and in and out of rehab

It ain't quite the shame it used to be

Well you're dressed to be the star 'cause one bad

Mug shot makes you much more interesting

Crazy ain't original these days

The world was going half-crazy anyway

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before

Crazy ain't original no more

Well those neighbors we all tried to stay away from

Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen

And what everybody used to call a freak show

Well now we call reality tv

Crazy ain't original these days

The world was going half-crazy anyway

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before

Crazy ain't original no more

Yea all these bankers down on wall street riding harleys

Wicked lawyers breaking all the rules

All those grammers with their cosmetic surgeons

Do their best to look like they're still in high-school

Crazy ain't original these days

The world was going half-crazy anyway

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before

Crazy ain't original no more

Anything you can think of, it's all been done before

Crazy ain't original no more