Yeah, I'll admit

I've had sex before marriage

I smoked hella weed

And then I shared it

.

Yeah, I confess

I've scrolled through pornhub

I've had impure thoughts

And acted upon 'em.

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me

At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go.

Thank god

Thank god for making a hell

Thank god for making

A place for the fire

And greedy-ass liars

But I'm just like everyone else

Thank god for hell.

Yeah, I'll admit

My mind's a bit dirty

Only go to church

If somebody's forced me.

Yeah, I confess

I say some bad words

And I haven't yet

But I bet I'll get a divorce.

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me

At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go.

Thank god

Thank god for making a hell

Thank god for making

A place for the fire

And greedy-ass liars

But I'm just like everyone else.

Thank god

Thank god for knowing me well

Thank god for making

A place I can smoke

And tell fucked-up jokes

Eternally just be myself

Thank god for hell.

Mmm, thank god for hell

Mmm...

If the pearly gates won't open up for me

Fuck em.

Thank god

Thank god for making a hell

Thank god for making

A place for the fire

And greedy-ass liars

But I'm just like everyone else.

Thank god

Thank god for knowing me well

Thank god for making

A place I can smoke

And tell fucked-up jokes

Eternally just be myself

Thank god for hell.