I used to hope one day I'd be rich

But now I'm happy if I have somewhere to sit

Used to get drunk and wake up feeling refreshed

But now I have a drink and can't get out of bed.

'cause it finally hurts being hungover

But it's still not worse than being sober.

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard

I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard, it's fuckin' hard.

I used to think by now I'd be a mom

Just turned twenty-six and I can barely feed my dog

I used to put down a big mac and some fries

Now just the thought of it will go straight to my thighs.

Guess my body's finally moving slower

I'm regretting that tattoo on my shoulder.

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard

I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard, it's fuckin' hard.

Yeah, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh

I never thought I'd grow up so fast

But I'm hoping the best comes last.

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard

I'm still holdin' on to my mom's credit card

No one ever told me growin' up gets kinda lonely

Bein' an adult is fuckin' hard (fuckin' hard), it's fuckin' hard

It's fuckin' hard.

I never thought I'd grow up so fast

But I'm hoping the best comes last.