Stayed out about two hours too late

And now it's hard gettin' out of this bed

Man, my boyfriend was a pain in the butt last night

Now he's an ache in my head.

I stubbed my toe on the dresser

And I guess it's too late to shower and do my hair.

Yeah, throw a ball cap on

Hell, half the day is gone

Nothin' else could go wrong, whoa...

Fifty bucks is all I got

When times are tough, it's time to shop

And the credit card will buy a lot, whoa...

What's another bill to pay?

It's that kind of day

Hey, hey, hey...

Got twenty-six messages on my voice mail

And I've only called my best friend back

And I told her when it comes to my life these days

I'm somewhere between a cry and a laugh.

She said, my mom just called her

And said, I look like I've gained five pounds.

Oh, slip into my fat jeans

Overdose on mint ice cream

Treat the day just like a dream, whoa...

Hope I see someone I know

And I'll smile and put on a show

Say I got somewhere to go, whoa...

Everyone's got something to say

It's that kind of day

Hey, hey, hey

Hey, hey, hey.

Standing still on the interstate

And I swear some old lady just flipped me the bird

Did she just flip me the bird?

It's gotta go up from here

Today is gonna disappear

And nothin's gonna interfere, whoa...

Gonna buy myself some flowers

And then spend a couple hours

Talkin' to my higher power, whoa...

And ask him why life's this way

I'm gonna ask him why my life's this way

There's just no telling what he's gonna say

It's that kind of day

Hey, yeah, hey, yeah...

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Oh, yeah...