Must be that you want me so much, that you don't have the words

Keep me far from friends and family, baby, that's just one of your quirks

And if distance makes you fonder, I'm flattered by the distance you seek

Yeah, you know just how to thrill me, oh, honey, how you kill me.

You have such a funny way of saying, "I love you"

Forgetting me more every day, it gets me every time

When I call you, but you're not replyin'

Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're tryin'

To show me I'm the girl you long for every day

You have such a funny way.

My sweater from the night we met, how sweet that you're returning it

Oh, what a lovely sentiment, you said, "don't contact me again"

And what a strange coincidence, your grandma died and died again

And I would send condolences, if one of my phone calls would just go through

Kill me in many ways you do, my baby.

You have such a funny way of saying, "I love you"

Forgetting me more every day, it gets me every time

When I call you, but you're not replyin'

Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're tryin'

To show me I'm the girl you long for every day

You have such a funny way.

It's funny you're out drinking, funny I'm at home

Funny everybody knows something that I don't

Funny how I do this every single time

So funny that I have to laugh just so I don't cry

Just so I don't cry.

You have such a funny way of saying, "I love you"

You have such a funny way

You have such a funny way.