He's clingy, he's loving

He always initiates

Callin' and touching

It feels like just yesterday

He wanted all four of my personalities

Now, I don't recognize this.

Stranger (stranger)

Danger (danger)

There in my bed at night

Wide-eyed (dreamin')

Pondering (scheming)

What life without me'd be like

Can I return it?

Get back the version I like

This one's bullshit, baby.

My man on his willpower

Is something I don't understand

He fell in love with self-restraint

And now it's getting out of hand

He used to be literally obsessed with me

I'm suddenly the least-sought-after girl in the land

Oh, my man on his willpower

Is something I don't under

Something I don't understand.

He's busy, he's working

He doesn't have time for me

My slutty pajamas

Not tempting him in the least

What in the fucked-up

Romantic dark comedy

Is this nightmare lately?

Yeah, okay, okay, he's on his big journey to find

A little zest of life, a new sense of purpose, but why?

I'm right here, I'm waving (right here, hello)

The joke can be over now

You're so silly, baby.

My man on his willpower

Is something I don't understand

He fell in love with self-restraint

And now it's getting out of hand

He used to be literally obsessed with me

I'm suddenly the least-sought-after girl in the land

Oh, my man on his willpower

Is something I don't under

Something I don't understand.

My man's in touch with his emotions

My man won't touch me with a twenty foot pole

My man's forgotten his devotion

Where he's gone god only knows

Where he's gone god only knows.