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 Love when happy hour comes at 10 a.m. o'clock on a tuesday 
Guess a broken heart doesn't care that I just woke up 
Got a soft spot for a bev and a boy that's fruity 
Can't lie, whole week's been tough 
No party invitations, not going to the club. 
I'm just drinking to call someone 
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk 
Could be john or larry, gosh, who's to say? 
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feeling that way 
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone 
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped 
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed 
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain. 
Ring, ring, ring, yeah, it's super important (how many shots in an ounce?) 
I might have double vision, but that is irrelevant right now (answer me, baby, um, are you in town?) 
I miss you and I think about you every minute 
If you're still disinterested in me, well, fuck 
Just trying different numbers, didn't think that you'd pick up. 
I'm just drinking to call someone 
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk 
Could be john or larry, gosh, who's to say? 
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feeling that way 
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone 
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped 
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed 
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain. 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da... 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da... 
How's yous been? what's up? 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da... 
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love? 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da... 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da... 
Shoulda we hooks up? 
Ba-da-da, da-da-da, da-da-da-da... 
Bye, it's me, how's mm-call, do you me still love? 
I'm just drinking to call someone 
Ain't nobody safe when I'm a little bit drunk 
Could be john or larry, gosh, who's to say? 
Or the one that rhymes with "villain" if I'm feeling that way 
Oh, I'm just drinking to call someone 
A girl who knows her liquor is a girl who's been dumped 
Sippin' on my go go juice, I can't be blamed 
Some good old-fashioned fun sure numbs the pain. 
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