Have you heard?

The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?

Well did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

Have you heard that poor dear

Blanche got run down by an avalanche?

Well, did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

What daiquiris!

What sherry, please!

What burgundy!

What pommery!

Have you heard?

Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?

Well, did you evah?

What a swell party this is!

Missus Smith in her new

Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was up,

Well, did you evah?

What a swell part this is!

What brandy, wow!

What whiskey, here's how!

What gin and what beer,

will you sober up, dear?