You know the song

Forget everything that went wrong

And I'll sing along

It's the time of the year where we all

Get along, 'cause as long as there's beer

The real festive cheer

The money disappears.

So come on, you sad sacks

You're not gonna win the human race

Put on your glad rags

Go get off your face.

Grab bad sharon from the office

Nick the champagne, let's get off it

Just in time for auld lang syne

(Can't believe it's christmas)

There's still a few crackers left to pull

Under the mistletoe, you fools

Love your friends, spend, spend, spend

(Can't believe it's christmas again)

You know the score

As soon as you sink that shot, there'll

Be one more

As sure as your face hits the floor.

Come on, you sad sacks

A hand jives not out of place

Put on your glad rags

Go get off your face.

Grab bad sharon from the office

Nick the champagne, let's get off it

Just in time for auld lang syne

(Can't believe it's christmas)

There's still a few crackers left to pull

Under the mistletoe, you fools

Love your friends, spend, spend, spend

(Can't believe it's christmas

Can't believe it's christmas again)

Here he comes, I can see him

Go to bed you sleepy dossers.

Santa's on his way

With the presents on his sleigh

So go to bed you sleepyhead

Before he flies away.

(Away, away, away, away, away)

Grab bad sharon from the office

Nick the champagne, let's get off it

Just in time for auld lang syne

(Can't believe it's christmas)

There's still a few crackers left to pull

Under the mistletoe, you fools

Love your friends, spend, spend, spend

(Can't believe it's christmas

Can't believe it's christmas

Can't believe it's christmas)

Santa's on his way

With the presents on his sleigh

Santa's on his way

With the presents on his sleigh

Santa's on his way

With the presents on his sleigh

Santa's on his way

With the presents on his sleigh.