I'm from way out in the country, I ain't got a lot of money

But I reckon I got everything I'm gonna need

Gas up my ol' chevy and a cooler full of heavy

Yeah, I guess you could say I like the finer things

And I may never make an honor roll, but I can take you to a honey hole

I can sit here fireside sippin' on somethin' with you all night.

And I'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink

When I'm recognized, ol' hank can write that speech I've gotta make

Under neon lights till closin' time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame.

I drink a case of busch lighty almost every single friday

On a crappy catchin' tracker with a mercury

I can drink a cold modelo on a stranger's winnebago

Watchin' senior take a lead on a talladega turn three

I'm a legend in the local bar, I'm shootin' pool and throwin' darts

And I may not get a trophy, but you're gonna get to know me from a-raisin' hell.

And I'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink

When I'm recognized, ol' hank can write that speech I've gotta make

Under neon lights till closin' time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame.

In the alcohall of fame.

Yeah, some say it's a problem, but it ain't

I'm just tryin' to get my name

In the alcohall of fame.

I'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain or shine, it don't matter what I drink

When I'm recognized, ol' hank can write that speech I've gotta make

Under neon lights till closin' time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame.

Alcohall of fame.