Poor little rich boy, all the couples have gone

You wish that they hadn't, you don't wanna be alone

But they wanna kiss and they got homes of their own

Poor little rich boy all the couples have gone, they've gone, they've gone

And you don't love your girlfriend

You don't love your girlfriend

And you think that you should but she thinks that she's fat

But she isn't but you don't love her anyway

And you don't love your mother

And you know that you should

And you wish that you would

But you don't anyway

Poor little rich boy, all the world is okay

The water runs off your skin and down into the drain

You're reading fitzgerald, you're reading hemmingway

They're both super smart and drinking in the cafes

And you don't love your girlfriend

You don't love your girlfriend

And you think that you should but she thinks that she's fat

But she isn't but you don't love her anyway

And you don't love your mother

And you know that you should

And you wish that you would

But you don't anyway

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so young, you're so goddamn young

You're so goddamn young

And you don't love your girlfriend [x4]