Too big, too small?

Size does matter, after all

Zu groß, zu klein?

Er könnte etwas größer sein

Mercedes-benz und autobahn

Alleine in das ausland fahren

Reise, reise! fahrvergnügen

Ich will nur spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit...

Just a little, bitch!

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah.

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now! oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in germany!

Too short, too tall?

Doesn't matter, one size fits all

Zu groß, zu klein?

Der schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schönes fräulein, lust auf mehr

Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr

Schnaps im kopf, du holde braut

Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut

Just a little bit...

Be my little bitch!

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now! oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in germany!

Germany! germany!

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy

I have a dick, ah

So what's the problem?

Let's do it quick!

So take me now, before it's too late

Life's too short, so I can't wait

Take me now! oh, don't you see?

I can't get laid in germany!