You read about it in the paper

You hear about it on the news

The hero's in town

You never know who called him

And there's nothing you can do

The hero's in town

Flying overhead,

And he's fixing things as new

The hero's in town

People worship on a daily basis

Before dinner in the afternoon

The hero's in town,

Yeah the hero's in town

Sure come in handy,

A hero in town

He's offering candy to everyone

Oh what a guy

You better sleep with a gun

The hero is in town

So look up at the sky my friend

Is it safe enough to go out there

The hero's in town

So should we trust or loathe him

Should we break or take his hand

The hero's in town

He's leaning on his golden cane

He gives away free hurricanes

The hero's in town

For god and money devil's fight

Religion holds a beast inside

The hero's in town

Yeah the hero's in town

Sure come in handy,

A hero in town

He's offering candy to everyone

What good are heroes in this mixed up world

Load us up another free, free world

Free world

Load us up another free, free world

Free world

Monkey see, monkey do

Monkey wants so it comes straight through

Small talk travels quicker

Than the truth can tie its shoes

Sure come in handy,

A hero in town

He's offering candy to everyone

Oh what a guy

You better sleep with a gun

'cause the hero is in for money

He's in for money