Sleeping very soundly on a saturday morning, I was dreaming I was al capone

There's a rumour going round , gotta clear out of town

I'm smelling like a dry fish bone, here come the law gonna break down the door

Gonna carry me away once more

Never never I never want it anymore

Gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy... stone cold crazy you know

Rainy afternoon I gotta blow a typhoon, and I'm playing on my slide trombone

Anymore anymore cannot take it anymore, gotta get away from this stone cold floor

Crazy... stone cold crazy you know

Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet, with my rubber tommy water gun

Here come the deputy, he's gonna come and get me, I gotta get me up and run

They got the sirens loose, I ran right out of juice

They're gonna put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven , will they let me go to hell?

Crazy... stone cold crazy you know