Hey, it's a sellout

Let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen, I would like to say hello

Are you ready for some entertainment?, Are you ready for a show?

Gonna rock you gonna roll you, get you dancing in the aisles

Jazz you razzmatazz you, with a little bit of style

C'mon let me entertain you, let me entertain you

Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

I've come here to sell you my body, I can show you some good merchandise

I'll pull you and I'll pill you, I'll Cruela-de-ville you

And to thrill you I'll use any device

We'll give you crazy performance, we'll give you grounds for divorce

We'll give you piece de resistance, and a tour de force

of course

We found the right location, got a lot of pretty lights

The sound and amplification listen

Hey if you need a fix, if you want a high, Stickells see to that

With Electra and EMI, We'll show you where it's at

So c'mon

Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

Let me entertain you, let me entertain you

Just take a look at the menu ,we give you rock a la carte

We'll breakfast at Tiffany's, we'll sing to you in Japanese

We're only here to entertain you

If you want to see some action, you get nothing but the best

The S and M attraction, We've got the pleasure chest

Chicago down to New Orleans, We get you on the line,

If you dig the New York scene

We'll have a son of a bitch of a time

C'mon, Let me entertain, let me entertain

Let me entertain you... tonight

(Hey where's my backstage pass)

(That was great)

(What an outrageous costume)

(Hey that Brian May is out of sight man)

(Not many not many)

(I've always wanted to be a groupie)