Oh yeah

Ain't got no hope, got no idea

What to do or why I'm here

I wanna get my face on your T.V.

I wanna be heard

I want to be seen

I ain't got nothing, no, nothing

Nothing to show

(Make me a celebrity!)

I want to be

A face on T.V.

(I wanna be on your screen)

Then you can see

I'm a C-lebrity

I wanna get my features in magazines

See this creature on every street on every screen

Write my life story before I'm twenty-one

I've gotta tell the world

They may say I'm dumb - but er

Ain't got nothing, no nothing

Nothing to show

(Make me a celebrity!)

I want to be

A face on T.V.

(I wanna be on your screen)

Then you can see

I'm a C-lebrity

(Yeah!)

I want to be a star in a Broadway musical

They're gonna love me, I can't sing or dance at all

Some may say I'm lackadaisical and if I was real good

I'd stand no chance at all - but I

I want to be

A face on T.V.

(yeah, I wanna be on your screen)

Then you can see

I'm a C-lebrity

(Then you can say)

Then you can say

You knew me one day

(And then you will see)

Then you will see

I'm a C-lebrity

(Oh oh oh)

C, c-lebrity

Wanna be a c-c-c-lebrity

(Make my dream come true)

C, c-lebrity

Wanna be a c-c-c-c-lebrity

I want to be heard

I want to be seen on every T.V. screen

Yeh