Hey valentina tell ur mama

She should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin'

After you down the hall

B4 you came on2 the scene it was a hollywood mess

Ur mama was a movie queen

She was one of the best

Every boy had the hots 4 her,

Around the world even girls adored her

Mexican bombshell

Come 2 conquer the west

Hey valentina tell ur mama

She should give me a call

When she get tired of runnin'

After you down the hall

And she's all worn out

From those late night feedings

And she ready 4 another

Rock 'n roll meeting

Oh valentina tell ur mama

She should give me a call

Ur uncle sam used 2 hold it down

Every day

Watch the bootyguards

Scarecrow the buzzards away

Like an aeroplane the time flies over

So many guys they couldn't get

Ur sweet little mama 2 stay

Curvier than

A fender stratocaster guitar...

Reality bender... from no greencard

2 superstar

Broken up slang even when

The king of hollywood ain't that tall

Sho as betty's ugly

Ur mama's bigger than 'em all

Hey valentina

Tell ur mama she should call up mia

In advance

If penelope wants 2 cruz

There ain't no way that we ain't gon dance

Tell ur mama should should give me a call

That's all