Must be mistaking me with the maid we don't have

Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass

I gave you no loving in a month or so

Can't live without you but I can't let you go.

Hey hey, it's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married.

You better start working some overtime

Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes

You're going bald and I'm getting fat

I hate your mum and you hate my dad.

Hey hey, it's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married.

I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car

May as well keep going, hell we made it this far

We'll both play our parts in this disaster

I'll be the bitch and you'll be the bastard.

Hey hey, it's alright

Everybody fusses, everybody fights

With all of the baggage you and me carry

We'll spend forever unhappily married

[X2]

We'll spend forever unhappily married

We'll spend forever unhappily married

Can I get an amen?

Amen.