So ya

Thought ya might like to go to the show

To feel the warm thrill of confusion

That space cadet glow.

I've got some bad news for you sunshine

Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel.

And they sent us along as a surrogate band

And we're going to find out where you fans really stand.

Are there any queers in the theatre tonight?

Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall)!

There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me

Get 'em up against the wall (against the wall)!

That one looks jewish and that one's a coon

Who let all this riff raff into the room?

There's one smoking a joint and another with spots

If I had my way I'd have all of you shot.