You're a mean one, mr. grinch

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mr. grinch (oh mr. grinch)

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, mr. grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

You've got garlic in your soul, mr. grinch

I wouldn't touch you with a

Thirty-nine and a half foot pole

(Mr. grinch)

You're a vile one, mr. grinch (mr. grinch)

You have termites in your smile (in your smile)

You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr. grinch

Given the choice between the two of you

I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, mr. grinch

You're a nasty wasty skunk

(Blegh)

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your soul is full of gunk

Mr. grinch (mr. grinch)

The three best words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

Stink (stink)

Stank (stank)

Stunk.

Mr. grinch

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked horse

Mr. grinch

You're a toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

Mr. grinch

You're a rotter mr. grinch

You're the king of sinful sots (of sinful sots)

Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots

(Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots)

Mr. grinch (grinch)

Mr. grinch (grinch)

Mr. grinch (grinch)

Your soul is an appalling dump heap

Overflowing with the most disgraceful

Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable

Mangled up in tangled up knots

Mr. grinch.

Grinch!