Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life

Made a fairly decent living, had a fairly decent wife

She killed him. ah, sushi knife

Now they're shopping for a fairly decent afterlife.

The werewolf is coming.

The fact is most obits are mixed reviews

Life is a lottery, a lotta people lose

And the winners, the grinners with money-colored eyes

Eat all the nuggets, then they order extra fries.

The werewolf is coming. (extra fries)

The werewolf is coming. the werewolf's coming,

The werewolf's coming, yes, the werewolf is coming, joe.

I hear her howling, prowling on the hill

The werewolf's coming, bill.

Ignorance and arrogance, the national debate

Put the fight in vegas, that's a billion dollar gate.

Revenue, pay per views, it should be pretty healthy

The usual deductions, then it all goes to the wealthy.

Still, the werewolf's coming

Yeah, the werewolf's coming.

I'm not complaining, just the opposite my friend

I know it's raining, but we're coming to the end

Of the rainbow, the lyin' and the spyin' are through

Oh, you don't know me?

Ok, I don't know you, too.

The werewolf's coming. werewolf's coming, oh...

The werewolf's coming, and a werewolf's coming

The werewolf is coming, joe.

I hear her howling, prowling on the hill

The werewolf's coming, bill.

You'd better stock up on water, canned goods off the shelves

And loot some for the old folks who can't loot for themselves

The doorbell's ringing, could be the elves

But it's probably the werewolf. it's quarter to twelve

And when it's midnight, and the wolf bites.

It's a full moon, she really got the appetite

The werewolf's coming

(The werewolf, the werewolf.)

The werewolf's coming

(The werewolf, the werewolf.)