Looking at pictures on facebook,

Of your ex-girlfriend

At three in the morning

Never helped anyone,

Never helped anyone,

Never helped.

Getting so drunk you fall over

Singing up at lamp-posts

At two in the morning

Never helped anyone,

Never helped anyone,

Never helped.

'cause it's so pure you can hardly taste it

Oh, it's so pure you can hardly taste it.

Going to parties with friends,

Who are friends of friends

At one in the morning

Never helped anyone,

Never helped anyone,

Never helped.

Eleven o'clock in the pub

Drinking everything in sight,

But still not getting drunk

No, never helped anyone,

Never helped anyone

Never helped.

Oh, it's so pure you can hardly taste it

Oh, it's so pure you can hardly taste it.

So just hold on

When the party's over,

And all your friends are going home

With their girlfriends to their dog or beds.

Yeah, just hold on

When the party's over

And you can't help the world's spinning

'cause heartbreak goes straight to your head.

Looking at pictures on facebook

Of your ex-girlfriend

At three in the morning

Never helped anyone,

Never helped anyone,

Never helped me.